Joke of the Weekend XXX

> An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He
> had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he
> fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and
> peach trees.
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
> been there for a while, and look it over.
>
>
> He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared
> the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came
> closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
> He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
> end.
>
>
> One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
>
>
>
> The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
> naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he
> said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
>
> Some old men can still think fast.